What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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A Wind-up Merchant.

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What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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Buddha.

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What do you call 5 black guys on a stage?

An auction

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Take him to an auction.