What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What happens when you keep feeding a cow money?

You get rich milk.

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How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.