What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

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What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college?

About thirty thousand dollars a year.

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

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Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!