What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Which American president was not guilty?

Lincoln, he was in a cent

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Why did the black man have a heart attack?

afrosclerosis

Why didn't the American get the burger?

because the heart attack got him first.

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.