Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that
Neither of us know the words to any of her songs
It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim
They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.
The Air Force, because its US AF.
I guess he was shot through the heart
He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest
Ask them to get out of the pool.
Canadian club on the rocks.
The Elfabet!
x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.
About thirty thousand dollars a year.
