What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

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What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

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There was no chemistry.

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Barium

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Because they dress in lairs.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!