What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ?

Barium

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Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

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What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.

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Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why does the dyslexic Spanish speaker have a poor self image?

His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.