Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

What do you call a line of black people?

A chocolate bar

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!