Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

What famous band sleeps the least?

Slipknot

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's the same about nail care and black people?

They're both manicures

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

Why do black people have nightmares?

Because one had a dream and died