The last black man to have a dream got shot.
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The one with a dream was shot.
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
Because one had a dream and died
I haven't given up on my memes yet
a fanta sea
I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
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A chromatose
Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.
Shoot for the Tsars.
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Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
Waiter: We can dream can't we
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
Because the only one that had a dream was shot.
Cause one had a dream, and he died.
They lived hoppily ever after!
Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.
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Bed wedding.
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
He met the grill of his dreams.
Crush it's hopes and dreams.
He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye
I woke up exhausted!
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...
Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"
He had a wail of a time.
God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A painting only need one nail to hang
Nails in their hands and feet
Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
He doesn't, they are both Aryans.
Illegal Aryans
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:
Because the wives had to get on board somehow.
Because he got nailed on the boards.
