Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?

Waiter: We can dream can't we

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

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What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "don't walk".

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."