What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

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What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

Waiter Jokes More Waiter Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Hot Wing Jokes More Hot Wing Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"