Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"
Because Intermediate value theorem
It was stuck to the chicken.
A: An Apple turnover.
Nukes... You're fired!
Clickbait
The game ends when they catch the snitch
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It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow
These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."