What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

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What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright