Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright

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Why did the asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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Why do Asians squint with their eyes?

Because bombs are bright.

Why do asians squint all the time?

Because nukes are so bright