How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

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Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "