How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

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How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.