She sat on it.
It got away!
Punch him in the nose.
A half-ton pickup.
Time to buy a new chair.
The Chicago Blackhawks
Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Because my marks are all 'E's.