How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship