How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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How did Mars feel when the colonists were approaching?

Terra-fied.

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !