What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull