How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's grey and never needs ironing ?

A drip dry elephant !

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's