How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How Many A Cappella Singers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...