How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

How many flys does it to take screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ?

Round of 16

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...