What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

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Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be."

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.