Asbestos Jokes

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What did the terminally-ill dock worker say about his health care?

It's asbestos could be."

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

You might also enjoy:

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Mesothelioma Jokes More Mesothelioma Jokes

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Lung Cancer Jokes More Lung Cancer Jokes

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Optimist Jokes More Optimist Jokes

What did the optimist say to his doctor when he found out he had lung cancer?

Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.