What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Insufficient funds.

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When you take careful aim.

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What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

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Oops

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What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"