How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?