How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe?

Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

Why do you want to be a librarian?

Me: "I like telling people to be quiet."

What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out