How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

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What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

Librarian Jokes More Librarian Jokes

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.