if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
They were itentacle twins.
You don't want to look down.
B/c it's painful and not required
Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.
Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY ! !
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.
He replied... ...It's hard
Everything " I replied
That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.
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