if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
Oh look, they're done.
Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.
Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Because the condition was untweetable.
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)
A dreadivarius.
Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.
Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.
The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
Tweet!
