if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
You'll strain your eyes.
Balzac
He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper
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Twitter only allows 160 characters
Both start off as eggs.
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
You get a frizzy signal!
What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.
Boxer briefs!
The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."
Removed
A: Tweets.
I poop with both hands.