Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

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on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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