What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

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What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.