Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

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What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.