What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

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What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

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What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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What do you call a projectile that is very good at finding friends?

A homie missile.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.