What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why do pirates like TIG welding so much?

Because they have a good supply of ARRgon.

What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

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When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !