ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself
A: The dog taped his mouth.
Don't worry they'll tell you.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
Because he's a little prick!
I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either
I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
Sometimes I'm too succinct" Can you give an example "Yes"
