Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What do peasants do in their spare time?

They serf

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Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

What's the difference between democracy and feudalism?

Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.