What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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What is Captain America's shield made of?

Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of **Quicksilver**

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.