You don't know cause you weren't there
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You weren't there, man!
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!
The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
Because they knew they would Nguyen.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!
YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!
A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!
You weren't there man
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YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
Cause Charlie don't serf.
Hot flashbacks
Just two, but they'd have to be really small.
To get to the other side!
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer
Roll a 40 down the street.
if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up.
So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.
Ouch!"
One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
They put him under joint custody.
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.