You don't know cause you weren't there
A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
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They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters
Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)
Cause they would whistle on the way down
When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.
YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!
THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!