How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

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YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there