How many Vietnam veterans does it take ...

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!