Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.
Oh,the humanities!
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
they were worried about his checkered past
