How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair?

Whatever you like, what's he going to do about it anyway?

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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Why does Torque live on campus?

Because cross products don't commute!

What do T-Rex's do for a living?

They're small arms dealers.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.