How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

Darth Deciduous

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

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What lives in the sea and yells?

A: A clam shouter.

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.