Pillow fight!
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
The harder you hit it the more English you get
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Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
Pillow fight
Pillow fight.
A pillow fight