Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
It won't be there
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Because of the conductor.
What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.
Unidentified Floating Object
The aye
Because she's a medium
When it's attire.
Dam!
DAM!!!
Because they want to have some available to customers too!
flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea
A: Napoleon Blownapart!
William the Corn-cutter!
Arsephalt
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.