What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline was too long

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants zipper?

Your so fly man

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Why does WalMart have so many handicapped parking spots?

Because they want to have some available to customers too!

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

Old Guy Jokes More Old Guy Jokes

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.