What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

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What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

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How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

Why do black men smell bad?

Because prison showers aren't very good...