What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

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Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

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Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

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Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.