They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack
Nothing, horses can not speak.
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
he lost interest
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Extra virgin oil
She went to Jared.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Jawea
Because he rarely shaved the balls.