What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack