How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

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What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What do you call a stingy douchebag who likes plants?

A prick

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

What do you call a chicken that's looking at a cabbage?

Chicken sees a salad.

What vegetable was on the badge in the cab?

A CABBAGE!