How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

Cabbage Jokes More Cabbage Jokes

What's green and invisible?

This cabbage

What does the cabbage merchant use to fix his cabbages?

A cabbage patch! - Sokka