What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!