What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

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What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.