What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

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How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.