What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

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Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

What's the worlds strongest animal?

A 'buff'alo

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What's the fastest land animal on earth?

An Ethiopian chicken

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

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What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.