Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

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A Concussion.

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A Cheetah.

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They peng-win

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Because they take a steroid.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

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What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.