What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.