What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks