What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.