What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.