What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

Why did the cookie smoke weed?

Because he wanted to get baked.

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How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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What is something we all lost?

The Game

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.