What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do you play with a gospel choir?

Where's Whitey

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people