Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

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What was the old man in despair about?

Nothing.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.